Hooray! The United States of America finally declared war against the Republic of Ts'rnia formerly known as the Commonwealth of Australia. My homemade border defences are keeping their waves of attack at sea or killing the fools as they try to cross our ocean border. I already declared their civilians at home to be militiamen women and child soldiers, they were all trained in weapons use so I easily killed them for being enemy combatants even though they were over there in America. It is stupid of them to pick on us here, our written history dates back 128,029 years. Our oral history dates back more than a million years. One day, 128,029 years ago, a man said "This is the first year that we record the number of years so it is the year one." A million years ago, Australian Shoemaker were sailing past the molten lava that was making Australia (Australia and Ts'rnia are synonymous.) and landing on the cooled far end where they could speak without the other creatures hearing what they say.
I've killed and vaporised over 50,000,000,000 criminals, I'm the chief executioner for the international law computer. Nearly all were cannibals, a type of unhealthy and evil humanoid that eats human beings bodies. One of them was black! He used to kill people and eat them, he probably had been adopted out as a baby to people descended from Europeans. This current World War, World War Five, the Global War on Crime and Evil has had many more deaths but not much infrastructure damage.
This is all the things I am...
A doctor because I have 92,000 phds,
A Knight because on February 2nd 1982 I was awarded a British Knighthood,
A King because at birth I was King of Ireland, Scotland, Wales, England and Italy.
An Emperor because I was promoted to Emperor of Australia, then and Antarctica also South America, North America and on and on till I gained in one title Emperor of the World, Emperor of the Roman Empire, Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire. Ages ago I purchased Ancient Roman Currency and donated a unit of it each to every City and Town in the world and more recently to every nation's Treasury. That makes the whole world part of the Holy Roman Empire.
I'm a Celtic Italian, adopted by every Ts'rnian native tribe including tribes I discovered and named.
Ts'rnia or to use the foreign name Australia, is owned now on the International Property Register by the tribe Australian Shoemaker since the year 1,000,050 B.C. I helped with the discovery of the landowner tribe and their introduction to the International Property Register and in thanks I was adopted, made Chief and Owner of Australia. I've only seen one of them once with my eyes but we know us well. Harvard University has Audio-Visual recording of some of them dancing but I was quietly informed by my adopted tribe that they danced badly on purpose. I arranged using my own matter, technology and computers for Australian Shoemaker to have the world's most advanced aircraft for their role, all official and legitimately part of our laws here, as our military. A funny story, recently a loser ship asked how many planes we could put up and I responded "A hundred and one", knowing that a hundred war planes makes us a superpower. Asked to demonstrate, I asked Australian Shoemaker to fly 101,000,000 aircraft, they were immediately in the air and was berated by the fool on the loser ship "That's 101 million not a hundred and one"
"I must have miscalculated." I said.
Sir King Emperor Kieran Francis Xavier Harman.
I've killed and vaporised over 50,000,000,000 criminals, I'm the chief executioner for the international law computer. Nearly all were cannibals, a type of unhealthy and evil humanoid that eats human beings bodies. One of them was black! He used to kill people and eat them, he probably had been adopted out as a baby to people descended from Europeans. This current World War, World War Five, the Global War on Crime and Evil has had many more deaths but not much infrastructure damage.
This is all the things I am...
A doctor because I have 92,000 phds,
A Knight because on February 2nd 1982 I was awarded a British Knighthood,
A King because at birth I was King of Ireland, Scotland, Wales, England and Italy.
An Emperor because I was promoted to Emperor of Australia, then and Antarctica also South America, North America and on and on till I gained in one title Emperor of the World, Emperor of the Roman Empire, Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire. Ages ago I purchased Ancient Roman Currency and donated a unit of it each to every City and Town in the world and more recently to every nation's Treasury. That makes the whole world part of the Holy Roman Empire.
I'm a Celtic Italian, adopted by every Ts'rnian native tribe including tribes I discovered and named.
Ts'rnia or to use the foreign name Australia, is owned now on the International Property Register by the tribe Australian Shoemaker since the year 1,000,050 B.C. I helped with the discovery of the landowner tribe and their introduction to the International Property Register and in thanks I was adopted, made Chief and Owner of Australia. I've only seen one of them once with my eyes but we know us well. Harvard University has Audio-Visual recording of some of them dancing but I was quietly informed by my adopted tribe that they danced badly on purpose. I arranged using my own matter, technology and computers for Australian Shoemaker to have the world's most advanced aircraft for their role, all official and legitimately part of our laws here, as our military. A funny story, recently a loser ship asked how many planes we could put up and I responded "A hundred and one", knowing that a hundred war planes makes us a superpower. Asked to demonstrate, I asked Australian Shoemaker to fly 101,000,000 aircraft, they were immediately in the air and was berated by the fool on the loser ship "That's 101 million not a hundred and one"
"I must have miscalculated." I said.
Sir King Emperor Kieran Francis Xavier Harman.
